Smutty Butts

And you have to ignore it, don’t think about before, you’ve got enough fight inside to fill five world wars.
It’s just a game, just another cause, you’re a switch and I’m a cog and last thing we need is another broken clock.

— Our Aftermath by PhemeiC/Hamsters

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zasasaba:

sorry

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cockiinmouth2yndrome:

omg i can’t write this ridiculous porn fic someone please just draw zacharie topping the batter and saying “the customer is always tight” thanks

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fauxmosexualtranstrender:

wretchedoftheearth:

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew

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dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

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➜ I'm More Smarter Than You: 404th Post "Giveaway": I Can Math

jadenthemutant:

jadenthemutant:

I’m really bored basically all the time, and this is my 404th post, so I’m going to do something that could very well be a horrible idea. It probably won’t really matter though, because nobody actually listens to anything I say ever, but here it is:

I’m doing a “giveaway” of math. If you have math to do, and you can’t figure something out, send it to my ask box and I will help you solve it.

The giveaway lasts from now, Monday May 13th 2013, until I either die or stop using Tumblr. I will always do math if you send it in, so this is good if you’re in Calculus or Trig and have no idea what the heck is going on, but I also do simpler maths as well. Basically any math is fair game.

You can reblog this and tell your followers, or you can follow me in case someone else has the same math problem as you do.

Ok I don’t think you understand

I’m basically saying that I will do all of your math work for any class for free, so long as you put it in my ask box

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lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

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I got my chumDroid back on my phone. For those who still have pesterChum, mine is irrascibleTyro!

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alphastridercest:

bambiisqueen:

alphastridercest:

queer noises

[ religious mob noises in the distance ]

panicked queer noises

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yamsong:

strider doodle :3

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blackbanshee:

taste-of-paint:

Me as Brobot. Thank you terminallykarkalicious for handling my camera for me.

More Cosplay Photography

HOLY SHITSNACKS!!

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nightofthyme:

So taking an arrow to the knee is proposing, in Nordic, right?

And when you get married, they say you “tie the knot”.

So it turns out Gamzee was trying to marry Equius.

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kathysbrotherssister:

whenever you don’t know what to draw, just draw soft grunge

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