It’s just a game, just another cause, you’re a switch and I’m a cog and last thing we need is another broken clock.
omg i can’t write this ridiculous porn fic someone please just draw zacharie topping the batter and saying “the customer is always tight” thanks
I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay
weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
I got my chumDroid back on my phone. For those who still have pesterChum, mine is irrascibleTyro!
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises
So taking an arrow to the knee is proposing, in Nordic, right?
And when you get married, they say you “tie the knot”.
So it turns out Gamzee was trying to marry Equius.